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Santa’s Favorite Sites
Let’s start by setting the
record straight; Contrary to popular belief, Santa and his elves don't make
all the toys and gifts for Christmas (don’t act so surprised). Santa shops
for his toys and gifts online, while all his elves do their shopping at the
mall. They especially like to shop the day after Christmas for all the best
bargains, which is why the stores at the mall are always in such a shambles
when you get there. It's amazing the havoc a "flock" of elves can reek on a
sales display in just a matter of minutes. Word has it that they have a
special deal with the stores that lets them come in hours before we get to,
so they get all the best stuff! Santa finds that this is a great alternative
way to pick up some good gifts at a fair price, but he personally likes to
do his shopping online. Besides, the elves haven’t figured out how to work a
computer yet.
Now, due to a special agreement with Santa, he’s given
us access to his favorite places to shop online. How can you get such an
agreement you might ask? Well, our parent company provides Santa with the
backend for his massive database that stores all the information about who’s
been naughty and who’s been nice. Santa being the smart shopper that he is,
and always looking for a bargain, made us an offer whereby we give him a
discount on his database in exchange for his list of most trusted places to
shop.
This is a
very special, guarded list and we ask that you use it as much as you like,
but don’t tell your friends. Telling too many people about this could have
immeasurable affects on the economy as well as creating shortages for Santa.
If you must tell a friend, Click Here, and before you start shopping,
.
See Santa's Top Ten List
Here.
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